ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

I'm not vegan and I love meat as much as veggies and would not replace one with the other, but man I always loved eating raw carrots and bell peppers. Other children ate a shitton of candy, while I just nommed on those instead. Sweet, refreshing, perfectly healthy and everything a child needs.

But yes, I bloody adore raw carrots as much as cooked ones. Very sweet aftertaste and fills you up without actually being heavy for the stomach - even today I find myself casually nomming it.

tupsu · ^

GladiOol wrote:

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:
GladiOol wrote:
Yeah, I think the biggest problem with becoming vegan is that all food takes 50 hours to prepare before it tastes semi-decent, whereas meat is meat, and meat is good. It'd be far too time-consuming and I'm also far too lazy to consider becoming a vegetarian or vegan.
But... isn't meat the thing that needs to be cooked before it tastes good? I can always grab a bell pepper or carrot and eat it and I'm fine, but try to do that with meat and you have a problem.
You think raw carrots taste good?

raw carrots is one of the greatest things in life and the only way one should eat carrots
I couldn't be vegan for semi health reasons - I'm allergic to most fruits and a bunch of vegetables and if you cook them (which makes them fine to eat for me) they're just bland mush that I hate the texture of
it's been so long since I've dared to eat fresh pear or apple ;;

GladiOol · ^

you people are weirdos, and that's why i love you.

i'm going to try a raw carrot tomorrow. i honestly don't even fully remember the taste of raw carrot, since i always cook 'm.

Last edited by GladiOol (2016-07-25 22:23:53)

Hades Izanami · ^

Tupsu, I do eat raw apples/pears, whenever we have. I don't see how's that weird.

Hika · ^

I'm not going vegan for the simple fact that I love meat

inb4 dick jokes so I'm just gonna say I love all meat, including dick

UnderminE · ^

GladiOol wrote:

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:
GladiOol wrote:
Yeah, I think the biggest problem with becoming vegan is that all food takes 50 hours to prepare before it tastes semi-decent, whereas meat is meat, and meat is good. It'd be far too time-consuming and I'm also far too lazy to consider becoming a vegetarian or vegan.
But... isn't meat the thing that needs to be cooked before it tastes good? I can always grab a bell pepper or carrot and eat it and I'm fine, but try to do that with meat and you have a problem.
You think raw carrots taste good?

Yes.

I can't eat cooked ones instead.

FuZ · ^

GladiOol wrote:

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:
GladiOol wrote:
Yeah, I think the biggest problem with becoming vegan is that all food takes 50 hours to prepare before it tastes semi-decent, whereas meat is meat, and meat is good. It'd be far too time-consuming and I'm also far too lazy to consider becoming a vegetarian or vegan.
But... isn't meat the thing that needs to be cooked before it tastes good? I can always grab a bell pepper or carrot and eat it and I'm fine, but try to do that with meat and you have a problem.
You think raw carrots taste good?

raw carrots taste better than cooked carrots tbh

tekihtimaliolan · ^

obligatory reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFFeYLmEARw

Aurani · ^

Pirtelö wrote:

how can you call the bitches around here fake if your waifu is both trash and not existing in the first place

I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?

As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.

Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.

My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

Last edited by Aurani (2016-07-26 02:07:40)

FuZ · ^

i received a job interview request for my first job ever, fuck me

Pirtelö · ^

turn around

also carrots are the only veggies i can eat raw and not in a salad or some other way lmao

IppE · ^

So I spent my night being producitve and I tried to crack my various passwords with hashcat.

Long story short, my simplest password takes 300 years to crack with my gpu even if you know the exact namespace of the characters and the length of the password.

ippe

sonatora · ^

Hika wrote:

I'm not going vegan for the simple fact that I love meat
inb4 dick jokes so I'm just gonna say I love all meat, including dick

mom

Pirtelö · ^

she's being honest

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Aurani wrote:

I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?
As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.
Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.
My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

It's called being a spoiled little shit.

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