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hey assholes im back and i had so much trouble logging in that i legitimately thought b1rd had banned me but nope
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GOD
BLESS
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What the fuck is this
Also hey you're great
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hey assholes im back and i had so much trouble logging in that i legitimately thought b1rd had banned me but nope
Does b1rd even still exist, I haven't seen him in like forever (not complaining)
"Real women will take your cash then leave. A waifu will be your devoted partner for life" -B1rd
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Mahoney, burd is ded
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B1rd died. He got kicked out into the Australian wilderness, ate some bad berries and died from severe constipation. It was in the news. Some say he got mauled by a Capybara too so I don't know the true story.
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You're just being nice; you don't have to be nice to boat, he's like a dog, he'll love you no matter how shitty you treat him.
you're a twat
today is a better day so far and my boyfriend is still planning to arrive here tonight but the cocks in the post office hasn't replied to me yet and I want to already go and dispense some justice at the fuckers who stole my shit
(´・ω・`)
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This is gold
Apparently GTA cheats are Gulen's secret coup codes
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Having to convince one girl that she's not ugly and that she's interesting is a problem, but having to convince three at the same time leads to hours of Hell.
Rest in peace me.
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Having to convince one girl that she's not ugly and that she's interesting is a problem, but having to convince three at the same time leads to hours of Hell.
Rest in peace me.
Be happy that I do that for you
Cause I'm hot as fuck AND INTERESTING
also I stripped the skin off my thumb a bit and it feels like a burn so I'm just gonna go die now
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Last time I checked you did nothing for me apart from being entertaining with your trolling in collaboration with Shani. :V
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Today I got a haircut and the barber said I should be grateful because my hair is long, straight, thick, and black (basically just like an ideal cock for a black male pornstar). He said that it's really easy to make it look good and just a tiny bit of care is needed.
The problem is I know nothing about hair treatment. He said just a bit of gel should be enough, but I don't know what kind of gel to get. Any tips to help me get started?
P.S. I know asking about things like this in a forum full of nerds is pointless, but I'm pretty sure there are one or two people who understand this sort of thing in here.
I worship the cold and despise the heat
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Someone missed the memo that we have some girls here appartently... Id reckon we'd know a thing or two about hair.
Honestly your barber is right, straight hair is easy to take care of (doesnt tangle, doesnt have a mind of its own, actually lets you brush it without just springing back 80% of the time...). Thick means your hair is more resilent to damage (but also heavier which makes some hairstyles a nightmare to maintain) or just that you have many hairs per inch.
Just to clarify, how long is long and i assume your barber meant styling, not taking care of it, yes? Else im not really sure what he meant with gel.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
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